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Q: How many fish does it take to make up a school
A: Depends on the size of the school and the fish.
Q: When a daisy decides to marry a cloverleaf, what is the reaction
A: Cloverdaisy Crazy
Q: What did the Horse say to the Saddle
A: Why are you on my back
Q: Whats the first thing a person should do when opening a car door
A: Unlock it
Q: Did a television have a channel knob
A: Depends on if its digital or old school
Q: When crossing the street what does a person normally do
A: Look both ways
Q: How Did The Earth Orbit The Moon
A: The Moon Orbits The Earth
Q: Why does the Universe have planets in the Solar System
A: Because the Solar System Wouldn't Exist without Planets
Q: When Going Shopping, A Person Should Always Have Money, Why
A: Because Money is the reason for shopping
Q: What did the Mouse say to the Computer
A: Why does everyone keep their hand on me
Q: Why do birds in the air fly
A: If you had wings, you would fly too
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Q: How many fish does it take to make up a school
A: Depends on the size of the school and the fish.
Q: When a daisy decides to marry a cloverleaf, what is the reaction
A: Cloverdaisy Crazy
Q: What did the Horse say to the Saddle
A: Why are you on my back
Q: Whats the first thing a person should do when opening a car door
A: Unlock it
Q: Did a television have a channel knob
A: Depends on if its digital or old school
Q: When crossing the street what does a person normally do
A: Look both ways
Q: How Did The Earth Orbit The Moon
A: The Moon Orbits The Earth
Q: Why does the Universe have planets in the Solar System
A: Because the Solar System Wouldn't Exist without Planets
Q: When Going Shopping, A Person Should Always Have Money, Why
A: Because Money is the reason for shopping
Q: What did the Mouse say to the Computer
A: Why does everyone keep their hand on me
Q: Why do birds in the air fly
A: If you had wings, you would fly too
Have A Funny Joke Within FCC Standards To Share, Send It Here